"I hate to admit it, Saraph, but we have a bug," Oryan said, hastily crawling out of a service hatch door.
Saraph stopped studying a Plutonian Peony briefly before resuming her examination of it. "Aren't these flower petals exhibiting the most lovely shades of pink and blue? It reminds me of the color of the sky on my homeworld when there's a dual solar eclipse."
"Did you hear what I just said?" Oryan said, meticulously trying to brush some dirt off his jumpsuit. "Also, dual solar eclipse? Your planet has two suns?"
"My planet, Zephyria, orbits one of a pair of stars in an s-type binary system called CYX-86 Canceris," Saraph said, sniffing the peonies. “And yes, I heard you with both ears and both antennas,” Saraph replied absentmindedly. "And why on Zephyria would there be a bug on a hydroponic space station? Maybe we should plant some Venus Flytraps to alleviate the problem?"
"Not that kind of bug, silly. I'm talking about a computer bug. I tried to open a comm channel to you and AIME stated she was unable to because there was a problem with one of the relays in Biodome 7. But I checked and they are all working great, which leads me to conclude there is some kind of bug in the computer system," Oryan said, wiping conduit grease off a wrench with a rag from his back pocket.
"Good, because I don’t know why you Earthlings call them Venus Flytraps anyway when they clearly aren’t from Venus. If you want a true carnivorous plant from the planet, I could bring aboard some Venus Sucker Shrubs. Of course then insects probably wouldn’t be the only thing on the menu."
Saraph said it with complete sincerity, which unfortunately did nothing to clarify whether she was serious.
"No thanks. I think I'll pass."
Suddenly, Goldie K9000 rocketed out of the access tunnel and leaped at Oryan, swiping the wrench from his hand. Goldie collided with him in a blur of fur, servos, and unnecessary enthusiasm. Before Oryan even blinked, she had darted out of the room.
Oryan exhaled an exasperated sigh. "I just recovered that wrench from the space spuds this morning. Between AIME and Goldie's erratic behavior lately, I’m absolutely convinced now there is some kind of bug in the system."
Saraph now let out a small chuckle about Goldie while still giving no indication whether she had been joking earlier about the Venus Sucker Shrubs. Zephyrians could be so weird.